It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 21

BAMPF!

"Erm...presents.  Presents are good." said Captain George.

"Yes, sir, but just how bloody big are these socks?" wondered Officer George.

"It's Christmas.  Socks weren't exactly unexpected!"

"Good point..."

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 20

"Incoming!" George yelled.

BAMPF!

"Okaaaaaay.  Shovels. We appear to have shovels."

"What are we going to use those for?"

"Neigh?"  suggested Pony #3.

"How about we shovel the snow instead?" 

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 19

BAMPF!

"What the heck?" Captain George yelled in surprise as the dinner table appeared from nowhere.

"Don't ask.  This has been happening all month" George told him.  "Just go with it."

"Bon appetite!"

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 18

"Evenin' All" said the Police Captain.

"Let me guess.  Captain George, I presume" Pardon Brown greeted the newest arrival

"Er....yes, how did you know?"

"Lucky guess"

"Apparently I bring a mug and handcuffs," said the Captain.

"Hello!"  said Batwoman.

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 17

"And a trailer for hauling useless stuff" said George after the next Bampf.

"Who are you calling useless?" asked Parson Brown.

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 16

BAMPF!

"Yay! Toys for the adults, too!"  said Batwoman as the snowmobile appeared in front of their eyes.

"Anyone would think it was Christmas."

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 15

"Arf!" barked the dog as he chased after the kids.

"A puppy!" George yelled.  "I shall call you George!"

"Seriously?" asked George.  "Another George?"

"Why not?  It makes keeping track of all the names a hole lot easier."

"Yes, but not for us."

"Whatever."

"By the way, *you* have to clean up after the mutt."

"Arf!"

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 14

BAMPF!

"Yay! That's more like it - toys!" cried George.

"Faster, dammit, faster!"

Werehouse?

Dungeons and Dragons Shenanigans

After an encounter with a Were-Rat, the party investigated a warehouse to find out more (a story for another day).

 This prompted the suggestion for a werehouse...

 Werehouse (rare creature):

A human with the ability (curse?) to turn into a large storage facility at the full-moon. When transformed into the werehouse form, the creature has 5,000 hit points and AC20.

It is unable to cast spells, talk or use objects in this form. If reduced to 0 hit points, the werehouse reverts back into it's human form.

More powerful werehouses have the ability to switch forms at will, providing storage space for others of the tribe. Werehouses are often found in large cities, especially those with large amounds of trade, where they are less likely to be noticed during the full moon.

It is not known how many werehouses there are in Waterdeep, but watchmen are advised to report any large building they see that they believe was not there the day before.

It's a Lego Adventu-ure: Day 13

Meanwhile, whilst everyone else was busy eating, drinking and testin out the new toys...

The miscreant crept in through the window and started searching for something...

Hidden in the box of food, he found the Jewel of Shiny.

"Mine!" he said.

Idiot burglar...everyone heard him.

"After him!" Officer George cried,

"Our legs are too little to keep up" George said.
"I have an idea - to the po....I mean, little horses" George sugegsted.

"He's heading for the frozen lake...we have him now!"

"Ha!" the burglar said as he strapped on ice skates and took off across the ice.

"I've got this" said Batshitcrazy George AKA Batwomen.

 

THWIP!

WAHACK!

"Ow!"

"You're nicked, sport" Officer George told the burlgar when he came around.

"I'm sorry!" the Burglar said, "I only stole to pay my debt from betting on the ponies"

BAMPF!

"What the Fu---?" the Burglar said as the pony appeared behind him.

"Yeah...please don't use that word, we're running out of carrots." Officer George told him.