George turned to the new arrival.
"Who or what are you?" George asked the stranger.
"I'm a snowman, doofus. What do I look like I?" replied Parson Brown.
"A pile of snow wearing a hat that has been run-through by a stake. Are you sure you aren't a vampire? If you sparkle I'll melt you."
"Er....no. Just a regular snowman. Honest.. No sparkles here".
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