Hello, old friend.
Welcome to Pigs Might Fly. A collection of quotes, song lyrics, musings and comments that catch my eye, tickle my fancy or otherwise have some meaning. So sit back, grab a glass of wine, and enjoy.
Saturday, December 31, 2005
A look back...
The year started pretty low, with the hyperthyroidism being diagnosed among other things.
However, over the course of the year that was fixed (even if I did end up glowing in the dark for a couple of weeks)! Well, I say fixed…I’m still not in the clear yet, but I am feeling a whole lot better.
Work-wise things have been as busy as ever. The promotion and (more importantly!) a pay rise at my last review was a welcome step up in the right direction. Work remains hectic, and I was pleased to finally get a couple of pieces of work off my desk by the end of it. I will wince at the mention of honeycomb for some time to come! The travelling for work was a little less hectic this year, for which I was relieved. The novelty was beginning to wear off and I value my sleep more than ever.
Meeting the Hobblings in London, Devon and Paris was great fun as always. Being able to put faces to names is great. I hope we can do the same again soon.
Having these friends meant a great deal to me at that point when I was feeling pretty low. Thanks guys, I love you all.
I know some of you have had a tough time of it this year. I’m glad that things have, on the whole, worked out for them at the end, despite what has happened.
The house move happened finally (having been on the market since September 2004). I settled in at the new house very quickly, which boded very well. Living ten minutes from work has really helped to de-stress me! Having been here for four months I am now settled in. I didn’t have anything much to fix up here, so it has been very easy for me. The garden is still a bit of a mess, but that is top of the list for New Year.
So, to 2005 I say so long, and can greet 2006 with a smile.
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Reading list 2005
A list of the books I read this year. As you can see, not many new ones, but a lot of old favourites!
1 * Firefox, Craig Thomas
2 The Time Traveller’s Wife, Audrey Niffenegger
3 * Going Postal, Terry Pratchett
4 Grunts, Mary Gently
5 * The Amulet of Sarakand, Jonathan Stroud
6 Tommy, Richard Holmes
7 * The Riddle of the Titanic
8 Alien Earth, Megan Lindholm
9 * The Da Vinci Code, Dan Brown
10 * Fool's Errand, Robin Hobb
11 * Golden Fool, Robin Hobb
12 * Fool's Fate, Robin Hobb
13 * Nightwatch, Terry Pratchett
14 * Jingo, Terry Pratchett
15 * Red Rabbit, Tom Clancy
16 The Golem's Eye, Jonathan Stroud
17 Artemis Fowl The Opal Deception, Eoin Colfer
18 The Rule of Four, Ian Caldwell and Duston Thomason
19 Aberystwyth Mon Amour, Malcom Pryce
20 * The Da Vinci Code, Dan Brown
21 A Galaxy Not So Far Away
22 * The Bear and the Dragon, Tom Clancy
23 Shaman's Crossing, Robin Hobb
24 The Big Over Easy, Jasper Fforde
25
26 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, J K Rowling
27 Fallen Dragon, Peter K Hamilton
28 * Skunk Works, Ben Rich
29 The
30 * Guards! Guards!, Terry Pratchett
31 * Pyramids, Terry Pratchett
32 Sharpe's Triumph, Bernard Cornwell
33 * Men At Arms, Terry Pratchett
34 The Complete Wine Course, Tom Forrest
35 * 10lb Penalty, Dick Francis
36 * Come to Grief, Dick Francis
37 * Field of 13, Dick Francis
38 Thud!, Terry Pratchett
39
40 Labyrinth, Kate Mosse
41 * Rat Race, Dick Francis
42 * Maskerade, Terry Pratchett
43 * The Eyre Affair, Jasper Fforde
44 The Princess Bride
45 Rosencrantz and Guildernstern are Dead, Tom Stoppard
46 * In the Frame, Dick Francis
47 * Shattered, Dick Francis
48 * Soul Music, Terry Pratchett
49 * Bolt, Dick Francis
Monday, December 26, 2005
Song of the Day
The Bricklayer's Lament was told by Gerard Hoffnung at the Oxford Union, December 4th, 1958. More recently it was converted into a song, which The Corries sang. The song is attributed to "Cooksey/Hoffnung/Murphy-Cop Con".
Dear sir I write this note to you to tell you of my plight,
For at the time of writing it, I'm not a pretty sight,
My body is all black & blue, my face a deathly grey,
And I write this note to say why I am not at work today.
While working on the 14th floor some bricks I had to clear,
But tossing them down from such a height, was not a good idea,
The foreman wasn't very pleased, he is an awkward sod,
and he said I had to cart them down the ladders in me hod.
Well clearing all these bricks by hand, it was so very slow,
So I hoisted up a barrel and secured a rope below.
But in me haste to do the job, I was too blind to see,
That a barrel full of building bricks was heavier than me.
And so when I untied the rope, the barrel fell like lead,
And clinging tightly to the rope, I started up instead.
I shot up like a rocket, and to my dismay I found
That halfway up I met the bloody barrel coming down.
Well, the barrel broke me shoulder as to the ground it sped,
And when I reached the top, I banged the pulley with me head.
But I clung on tightly, numb with shock, from this almighty blow,
While the barrel spilled out half its bricks some fourteen floors below.
Now when these bricks had fallen from the barrel to the floor,
I then outweighed the barrel & so started down once more.
But I clung on tightly to the rope, me body wracked with pain,
And halfway down I met the bloody barrel once again.
The force of this collision halfway down the office block,
Caused multiple abrasions and a nasty case of shock,
But I clung on tightly to the rope as I fell towards the ground,
And I landed on the broken bricks the barrel had scattered round.
Well as I lay there on the floor I thought I'd passed the worst,
But the barrel hit the pulley wheel & then the bottom burst.
A shower of bricks rained down on me; I didn't have a hope.
As I lay there bleeding on the ground I let go the bloody rope.
The barrel now being heavier, it started down once more.
It landed right across me as I lay there on the floor.
It broke three ribs and my left arm, and I can only say,
"I hope you'll understand why I am not at work today."
It's Chhriiiiiiiiistmaaaaaaasssssss!!!!!
Christmas Day was spent playing Scrabble, trying to play Trivial Pursuit (wine seems to kill the brain cells…) and opening presents of course. Oh, and trying to dismantle anything in reach with my new electric screwdriver. (thanks Dad!)
The Christmas dinner was as good as usual (thanks Mum!) apart from the brussel sprouts (I told you they had to on the boil in April to be ready in time!) For once we had decent toys in the crackers. A little catapult game which was soon converted into brussel sprout (well, they aren’t good enough for anything else) launcher, or failing that a MLPS (Multiple Launch Pea System) before it was confiscated.
I hope all my friends out there had a good time too.
Best wishes,
Indy.
Thursday, December 22, 2005
Aero-News Quote of the Day
<a href="www.aero-news.net">]Aero-News Quote of the Day</a>
"Santa can now focus on making his list and checking it twice, without the hassle of government paperwork. Thanks to this agreement, the only time he needs to worry about Red Tape is if he wants to use it to wrap presents."
Source:
US Department of Transportation Secretary Norman Mineta, on the "official" decision to open up national airspace for a certain jolly visitor on December 25. The move signifies new hope for pilots struggling to gain improved access in the face of ever-tightening security restrictions -- because let's face it, if some clown in a red suit pulled along by flying reindeer can fly through the Washington DC ADIZ, anything's possible. (If you believe we're serious... get help, now.)Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Unanswered questions
2) Why can I not add a live book mark to Myo's blog?
3) How can I arrange additional coupon testing of honeycomb?
4) Do I need to get a life?
5) Where the hell is Newcastle (AUS) anyway?
Monday, December 19, 2005
Song of the Day
There, out in the darkness
A fugitive running
Fallen from grace
Fallen from grace
God be my witness
I never shall yield
Till we come face to face
Till we come face to face
He knows his way in the dark
Mine is the way of the Lord
And those who follow the path of the righteous
Shall have their reward
And if they fall
As Lucifer fell
The flame
The sword!
Stars
In your multitudes
Scarce to be counted
Filling the darkness
With order and light
You are the sentinels
Silent and sure
Keeping watch in the night
Keeping watch in the night
You know your place in the sky
You hold your course and your aim
And each in your season
Returns and returns
And is always the same
And if you fall as Lucifer fell
You fall in flame!
And so it has been and so it is written
On the doorway to paradise
That those who falter and those who fall
Must pay the price!
Lord let me find him
That I may see him
Safe behind bars
I will never rest
Till then
This I swear
This I swear by the stars!
Monday, December 05, 2005
NORAD Santa 50th Anniversary
Promotional video
Anyone with kids might find it an amusing diversion...
Christmas Shopping
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Curses
The ol' laptop needs a new hard disk, it would seem. A couple of
uber-Geeks at work and PC World's resident geeky techie person
couldn't get it working quickly, so the whole thing is in the shop for
a few days.
Phooey.
Which means limited email, no board and no blog. Well, I can post to
my blog via email and can read comments but can't read anyone elses.
Double phooey.
Monday, November 28, 2005
Message from Indy
I'm having a minor computer crisis with the laptop at the moment,
hence my absence from the board and important things like that.
See you all soon, my friends.
*wanders back to laptop holding hammer and wearing a calculating
expression on his face*
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Sunday, November 20, 2005
Stourhead Lake
Fowled-up landing
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Wasted Beauty
Take a look, you'll see what I mean.
Sunday, November 06, 2005
Frustration
There is a fear of it not turning out as I imagine, that I will just be disappointed with it.
Grah.
Boy's toys...
Not to be outdone, and because I found out that 4-More is on FreeView, I bought one too...
I just hope there is something worth watching, because there was damn-all on the five terrestrial channels...
Rain, rain, go away
The airport run this morning encountered three floods on the roads. And Velux windows are a great thing until you have to sleep under one when it is raining...
Since there is now no chance of getting back to sleep, I have plenty of time now to catch up with the board and blogs...
Surprises...
It kinda backfired, though, as I was talked into going home with them for a couple of days. :)
It did give me an hour in the car catching up with my little cuz (not so little now at 24, however...)
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Comments
If that is a pain in the proverbial for anyone commenting, let me know and I'll consider turning it off.
Cheers.
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Song of the Day...
You remind me of the babe
What baby? The babe with the power
What power? Power of voodoo
Who do? You do
Do what? Remind me of the babe
I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry
What could I do?
My baby's love had gone
And left my baby blue
Nobody knew:
What kind of magic spell to use?
Slime and snails
Or puppy dogs' tails
Thunder or lightning
Then baby said
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Put that baby spell on me
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby, make him free
I saw my baby, trying hard as babe could try
What could I do?
My baby's fun had gone
And left my baby blue
Nobody knew
What kind of magic spell to use?
Slime and snails
Or puppy dogs' tails
Thunder or lightning
Then baby said
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Put that baby spell on me
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby, make him free
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that baby spell on me (ooh)
You remind me of the babe
What baby? The babe with the power
What power? Power of voodoo
Who do? You do
Do what? Remind me of the babe
Dance magic, dance, ooh ooh ooh
Dance magic,
Dance magic, ooh ooh ooh
Dance magic
What kind of magic spell to use?
Slime and snails
Or puppy dogs' tails
Thunder or lightning
Something frightening
Dance magic, dance
Dance magic, dance
Put that baby spell on me
Jump magic, jump
Jump magic, jump
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby, make him free
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance
Slap that slap that baby make him free
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance) (repeat to fade)
Saturday, October 15, 2005
E's raffle
Archie and I have done our bit, and as soon as I can find some other people to cajole into buying tickets I will do so.
Go on, you know you want to!
Sunday, October 02, 2005
It's a Mini Adventure!
Friday, September 30, 2005
Happiness is...
My library has been....disorganised...since I moved house. The bookshelves were put in position, and the books put on the shelves. No order. No thought.
I added a smaller bookshelf in the week, as many shelves were double-stacked. Alas, this would not fit in its new home, as the shelves needed to be moved 3 inches. Yes, that was all.
So, to do that I had to take all the books off those shelves...move them down...place the new one correctly...
Then the fun began.
An hour later...all the books, CDs, DVDs and board games are back on the shelves...few ornaments in the gaps...and I am done.
The library is now home.
Sunday, September 25, 2005
Quote of the Day
Jayne: "Yes"
Mal: "Well, you can't."
From the Serenity trailers.
Saturday, September 17, 2005
Hammocks
Friday, September 16, 2005
Wine not?
The department inter-cultural seminar in Albi (southern France) was great. Since we were in the middle of a wine making region, we naturally ended up at a vineyard in Gaillac and were given two bottles of wine in addition to the three I bought after tasting a variety of their wines. This was followed by a wine-tasting session with dinner, marking and scoring wines as the courses were served. Things degenerated nicely thanks to cries from (me and the) Brits of "what do you mean what colour? it's red!" and "what do you mean when should it be drunk? now sounds good!".
Funny thing is, I seem to be getting no sympathy over my lack of sleep these last few nights. Shucks.
Sunday, September 11, 2005
View of the harbour
Harbour

The harbour of a little Italian town that I can't remember the name of. I'll update the name later. This town was a little like I imagine Buck to be - a harbour town under a castle. Except that the town isn't medieval. And the castle doesn't look right, and is too small. Look, you had to be there, right!

A street in Eze.
Friday, September 02, 2005
Cfer Cat
Monday, August 29, 2005
Lounge 1
Back Garden
The front
Friday, August 26, 2005
This is War, Peacock!
My Dad conducted hedge trimming ops around the bushes in the front garden, whilst my Mum established a beach head in the new herb garden.
I conducted a take-no-prisoners war on the lavender in the back garden that was smoothering almost everything else in sight.
Cfer took up position in an observation point in a sunny spot to ensure nothing snuck up on us. I suspect he was asleep at one point, however.
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Reasons why I moved...
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Sunday, August 14, 2005
Saturday, August 13, 2005
Poor engineering
-- Igor Sikorsky
I laughed so much when I saw this quote. Igor Sikorsky was the father of the helicopter, back in the pioneering days of flight where the approach to design was "try it and see".
Alas, the excitement and adventure is not as high, but at least we have safer aircraft for it. Thanks, mostly, to the work of those early men and their flying machines.
Engineer's Corner
That's why so many poets end up rich
While engineers scrape by in cheerless garrets
Who needs a bridge or dam? Who needs a ditch?
Whereas the person who can write a sonnet
Has got it made. It's always been the way.
For everybody knows that we need poems
And everybody reads them every day.
-- Wendy Cope
As Good As I Once Was
As Good As I Once Was
Keith Toby
She said, "I've seen you in here before"
I said, "I've been here a time or two"
She said, "Hello, my name is Bobby Jo
Meet my twin sister Betty Lou
And we're both feeling kinda wild tonight
And you're the only cowboy in this place
And if you're up for a rodeo
We'll put a big Texas smile on your face"
I said, "Girls
I ain't as good as I once was
I got a few years on me now
But there was a time, back in my prime
When I could really lay it down
And if you need some love tonight
Then I might have just enough
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was"
I still hang out with my best friend Dave
I've known him since we were kids at school
Last night he had a shot, got in a tight spot
Hustlin' a game of pool with a couple of redneck boys
One great big bad biker man
I heard David yell across the room
"Hey buddy, how about a helping hand"
I said, "Dave
I ain't as good as I once was
My how the years have flown
But there was a time, back in my prime
When I could really hold my own
But if you wanna fight tonight
Guess those boys don't look all that tough
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was"
I used to be hell on wheels
Back when I was a younger man
Now my body says, "You can't do this boy"
But my pride says, "Oh yes you can"
I ain't as good as I once was
That's just the cold hard truth
I still throw a few back, talk a little smack
When I'm feelin' bulletproof
So don't double dog dare me now
'Cause I'd have to call your bluff