Nervous? Moi?

Picture the scene. You're at home alone. You are in a darkened room playing Oblivion. Specifically, creeping around catacombs stalking vampires. They sneak better than you do. It's quiet. You are concentrating on the corner of the tunnel ahead, knowing there is something around it.

Suddenly, from behind you you hear "meow".

Not good for the nerves.

Blasted Microsoft Office Assistants ...