I've been asked by a couple of friends that they would appreciate my helping their new baby to learn English.
Since I obviously take great honor being tasked such a position of responsibility I felt it necessary to plan ahead for his first lesson next month (he's only a few weeks old, but hey, why not start early?)
So I have started to compile a list of phrases I feel he should know:
"Cookies"
"I didn't do it!"
"Dad said I could do it"
"Of course I carried out a risk assessment"
"Why thank you, I'll have a Jack Daniels"
"Cure me you idiot"
"Did you try switching it off and back on again"
I'm sure I'll think of others.
