It's a Lego Advent-ure: Epilogue

BAMPF!

OK, how did I get here?

Good question...I'm not sure myself.  Anyway, no more nonsense, just a message to wish everyone daft enough to read to the end of the Lego Advent-ure a merry Christmas and best wishes for 2015.

PS All the models came out of the Lego CITY Advent calendar 2015 on the day it was shown. I had no idea what was going to appear on any given day.  Only the ponies were added from my own collection.

Steve/Wily/Indy

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 24

BMAPF!

"Ho! ho! ho!" laughed Santa as he arrived.

"Aren't you a little early?" asked Captain George, "NORAD has you somewhere west of Australia at the moment."

"I took a detour to get here on time" replied Santa.  "Who wants a cookie?"

"WE DO!" cried George and George.

"We had PONIES and MOTORBIKE and COOKIES" said George.  "Bestestest Christmas ever!"

Everyone laughed.

"Merry Christmas everyone!" the Lego Adventurers said together.

The End.

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 23

BAMPF!

"What is it this time?" George asked in a bored voice.

"Nothing you will be interested in" replied George.  "Not at all."

"HOT DAMN!!!" George yelled.

"Dibs on first ride!"

"We shall call it....BEAKY!"

"That's a stupid name for this bike.  It has no beak."

"It's that, or we call it George."

"Beaky it is then."

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 22

"I think the only thing missing now would be tree to put the gifts under" said Officer George.

SPROING!

"Sproing?" said Batwoman.

"Yup.  Sproing." George replied, looking that the pretty little Christmas tree that had sproinged up from under the floor.

"Makes a change from Bampf."

"Don't you have a plane to catch?" George asked Captain George.

"You must be thinking of someone else" Captain George replied.

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 21

BAMPF!

"Erm...presents.  Presents are good." said Captain George.

"Yes, sir, but just how bloody big are these socks?" wondered Officer George.

"It's Christmas.  Socks weren't exactly unexpected!"

"Good point..."

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 20

"Incoming!" George yelled.

BAMPF!

"Okaaaaaay.  Shovels. We appear to have shovels."

"What are we going to use those for?"

"Neigh?"  suggested Pony #3.

"How about we shovel the snow instead?" 

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 19

BAMPF!

"What the heck?" Captain George yelled in surprise as the dinner table appeared from nowhere.

"Don't ask.  This has been happening all month" George told him.  "Just go with it."

"Bon appetite!"

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 18

"Evenin' All" said the Police Captain.

"Let me guess.  Captain George, I presume" Pardon Brown greeted the newest arrival

"Er....yes, how did you know?"

"Lucky guess"

"Apparently I bring a mug and handcuffs," said the Captain.

"Hello!"  said Batwoman.

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 17

"And a trailer for hauling useless stuff" said George after the next Bampf.

"Who are you calling useless?" asked Parson Brown.

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 16

BAMPF!

"Yay! Toys for the adults, too!"  said Batwoman as the snowmobile appeared in front of their eyes.

"Anyone would think it was Christmas."

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 15

"Arf!" barked the dog as he chased after the kids.

"A puppy!" George yelled.  "I shall call you George!"

"Seriously?" asked George.  "Another George?"

"Why not?  It makes keeping track of all the names a hole lot easier."

"Yes, but not for us."

"Whatever."

"By the way, *you* have to clean up after the mutt."

"Arf!"

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 14

BAMPF!

"Yay! That's more like it - toys!" cried George.

"Faster, dammit, faster!"

Werehouse?

Dungeons and Dragons Shenanigans

After an encounter with a Were-Rat, the party investigated a warehouse to find out more (a story for another day).

 This prompted the suggestion for a werehouse...

 Werehouse (rare creature):

A human with the ability (curse?) to turn into a large storage facility at the full-moon. When transformed into the werehouse form, the creature has 5,000 hit points and AC20.

It is unable to cast spells, talk or use objects in this form. If reduced to 0 hit points, the werehouse reverts back into it's human form.

More powerful werehouses have the ability to switch forms at will, providing storage space for others of the tribe. Werehouses are often found in large cities, especially those with large amounds of trade, where they are less likely to be noticed during the full moon.

It is not known how many werehouses there are in Waterdeep, but watchmen are advised to report any large building they see that they believe was not there the day before.

It's a Lego Adventu-ure: Day 13

Meanwhile, whilst everyone else was busy eating, drinking and testin out the new toys...

The miscreant crept in through the window and started searching for something...

Hidden in the box of food, he found the Jewel of Shiny.

"Mine!" he said.

Idiot burglar...everyone heard him.

"After him!" Officer George cried,

"Our legs are too little to keep up" George said.
"I have an idea - to the po....I mean, little horses" George sugegsted.

"He's heading for the frozen lake...we have him now!"

"Ha!" the burglar said as he strapped on ice skates and took off across the ice.

"I've got this" said Batshitcrazy George AKA Batwomen.

 

THWIP!

WAHACK!

"Ow!"

"You're nicked, sport" Officer George told the burlgar when he came around.

"I'm sorry!" the Burglar said, "I only stole to pay my debt from betting on the ponies"

BAMPF!

"What the Fu---?" the Burglar said as the pony appeared behind him.

"Yeah...please don't use that word, we're running out of carrots." Officer George told him.

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 12

BAMPF!

"What is it this time?" George asked without even looking up from fixing the thawing Parson Brown.

"A radio controlled duck", George informed him.  "And no, I don't know why.  But it's pretty cool."

Meanwhile, Batwoman and Officer George were hitting on each other over a cup of coffee.

"I wonder what will happen tomorrow"

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 11

"I'm Officer George, and you lot are under arrest," the Police officer said as he came over to investigate who had fired the catapult at him.

"On what charge?" asked Batwoman.

"Assault on a police officer, beheading snowmen, loitering, loitering with intent, littering, rustling horses, street vending without a licence, destruction of property, theft and ... murder!"

"Murder?!  What do you mean murder?!" cried George.

"I only added that to get your attention" replied Officer George.  "Of course, since it is the Christmas season and because of randomness, I'm willing to drop the charges if you help me sing a carol."

"Seriously?" said George.
"Shuddupgeorge" hushed George as shse nudged him into silence.  "We'll do it!"

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 10

BAMPF!

"New toy!" yelled George excitedly, and ran over to the catapult.

"Does no-one wonder where this random crap is coming from?" asked Batwoman?

"Free loot.  Why worry?" replied George.

Parson Brown examined the catapult with George.  "What are you going to put in there?" he asked.

George gave Parson Brown a speculative look.  "I have an idea.  Come here."

"Aw hell no" Parson Brown cried.

SPRAAAAAAANG!

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

CRASH!

"Oops."

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 9

BAMPF!

George sighed and turned around to look at the item that had just appeared.  "What the hell is that?" he asked.

"Looks like half a cart and a baguette." George suggested.

"I can see that, but what use is half a cart?"

"Maybe *that* part attaches to the pony?"

BAMPF!

"Another bloody pony."

BAMPF!

Batwoman looked around. "Are these appearing every time you say pon----"

"NO!!!!" everyone else screamed at her before she could finish.

"No more more of the word for small equine creature that starts with a letter P," George begged her.

Everyone agreed.

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 8

"Hello, I'm George", said George to the new figure skating up to the party. "What's your name?"

"I'm George, too" she replied.  

"Is everyone called George?" George asked.

"No, I'm Parson Brown" said Parson Brown.

"No, I'm Batwoman" said Batwoman.

"Batwoman?" George asked, looking at her script. "It says here "George, the bat-shit-crazy woman.  And Parson George Brown."

"So everyone here is called George? This could get confusing."

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 7

BAMPF!

George examined the latest random arrival.

"I've no idea. Really." he said.

"Looks like a window frame and a drinks shelf" suggested Batwoman.

"Yup. I wonder what will happen next. The plot has kind of stalled here." added Parson Brown.

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 6

BAMPF!   A box of vegetables appeared.

"OK, that's a strange twist." George said.

"Usually it's stuck on weird people or random creatures."

"Who are you calling weird?" asked Parson Brown.

"Who are you calling random?" growled Batwoman.

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 5

BAMPF! 

Batwoman appeared in a flash of light next to our party of Advent-urers. 

"Batwoman? Really?" asked George his voice dripping with sarcasm.

"Crap...wrong outfit. I knew I shouldn't have left in such a rush this morning. Look, I'm Batwoman. I have a batarang!" Batwoman replied, waving the batarang in her hand.

"That's a croissant, you lunatic!" George pointed out.

"Shut up and drink your coffee." Batwoman replied angrily.

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 4

"Yay!" George exclaimed "Hot drinks and pie. Just what I needed."

"Um...I think I'll skip the hot drinks", Parson Brown replied "They go right through me."

"Are you are real parson?" asked George.

 "Are you a real boy?" responded Parson Brown.

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 3

BAMPF!

George turned to the new arrival.

"Who or what are you?" George asked the stranger.

"I'm a snowman, doofus. What do I look like I?" replied Parson Brown.

 "A pile of snow wearing a hat that has been run-through by a stake. Are you sure you aren't a vampire? If you sparkle I'll melt you."

 "Er....no. Just a regular snowman. Honest.. No sparkles here".

 

It's a Lego Advent: Day 2 part 2

BAMPF!

 "Oh come on," cried George, "This is going to get silly if this keeps happening. Seriously, did someone have a deal on ponies this week?"

 "Neigh?" replied the pony, who then ran off.

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 2

BAMPF!

Suddenly, from nowhere, a post box appeared beside our little hero.

"Holyshit!" exclaimed George. "A couple of feet over and that would have landed on me". 

As he mailed his letter to Santa, George wondered if he had made the post box appear just by wishing it. "I wish I had a pony!" he thought.

It's a Lego Advent-ure: Day 1

George had written his letter to Santa and was wondering what to do with it next. "If only I had a post box!" he thought, "but there is nothing here but paths and snow. And strange flat lamp posts."