Are zombies overrunning your crypt?
Got a skeleton in your Aleid Ruin?
If so, we can help!
Boris and Doris Pest Control* offer a cheap, effective and above all discrete service.
We have several years experience and have not had one dissatisfied customer - in fact we are so sure of our service record that if you are not completely satisfied with the job we won't charge you**!
Contact us today for a quote. All jobs considered, no matter the infestation.
Come and talk to us at our office right here in Imperial City, Waterfront District!
* Boris and Doris Pest Control is an operation owned and operated by Zauna Exploration Inc.
** Items of value located in, on or around any corpse, whether part of the infestation or not and regardless of cause of death of aforementioned corpse are not included in the money back guarantee and will not be returned under any circumstances. The term "item" in this context may include (but is not limited to) jewellery, precious metals, precious stones, weapons, armour, gold coins, clothing, potions, alcohol, poisons, scrolls, books or useful day-to-day equipment. Any complaints must be made in person to our quality control officer within three days of exiting the location.
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