News has been received that the great adventurer, Archibald Furrows, may be missing in action following a fight with a gian crocodile. Eyewitness accounts tell of a viscious fight between Archie and the croc, named "Irwin" by locals, after it was discovered that the Croc was stealing wine and plotting world domination.
These photos, from a tourist nearby, capture the aftermath.
A search of the pool is being conducted, and specialist divers have been called in.
More news as and when...
ahh no. no it is not possible. The great Archie can't be dead. I don't believe any of this.
ReplyDeleteAnd besides, there's not even blood in that pool.
I say the tourist and the croc were in league and this is a conspiracy. Poor Archie must be chained into some basement with only Dom Perrignon for company. Awww.
Poor Archie. Killed for his hat.
ReplyDeleteIrwin *lol*
ReplyDeleteRumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.
ReplyDeleteI managed to escape unscathed, and have since recovered my hat.
I won't upset any animal lovers here, but let's just say I like my new boots...
So Archie has a blog? Where does he find the time?
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